Business Executives Hold Female Breadwinners Responsible for the Vacillating Economy

CEO’s Urge the Economy to Hurry Up and Make up its Mind
August 8, 2010
Fortune magazine recently reported that the nation’s CEO’s are holding back on investment plans and are blaming women for the vacillating movements of the U.S. economy. While flush with billions of dollars in cash, and ready to invest at the slightest sign… »

Scientists: The Expansion of the U.S. Government Debt is Accelerating

Unknown, Unseen Dark Political Energy May Be the Source of Debt Expansion
Scientists find that background toxic asset radiation is the same in all directions
January 24, 2009
A small group of MIT economists and scientists have recently discovered that the expansion of U.S. Government debt is accelerating. While government analysts and economists had suspected that debt growth was… »

French, Argentine Officials Berate 10.2% of Americans for Acting Unemployed

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Self Esteem is all in the Head or the Right Cup of “Chico” Coffee
November 15, 2009
As unemployment in the United States reaches double digit levels for the first time in the stored memory of millions of computer disks and tapes, the French Minister of Labor, Leisure, and Life, Pascal Faizaire Lailare’, berated unemployed… »

Bill Clinton Expresses Admiration for Italy’s Political System and its Administrative Bodies

October 21, 2009
Former President Denies Enjoying the Shape of Berlusconi’s Cabinet
Speaking to a group of Wine, Cheese, and Pasta Shape distributors, in a restaurant in Little Italy’s section of Manhattan last Thursday, former President Bill Clinton praised the Italian political system, its method for appointing physically correct Government ministers, and its ability to find vigorously… »

World Economic Shocks Slap G-20 Finance Meeting Right Upside the Pittsburgh

China Fights Tire Tariffs by Scratching Out Trade in Chicken Feet
September 30, 2008

A series of economic shocks hit financial markets upside, sideways, and under, just as the G-20 finance summit, in Pittsburgh, began to wind up and unwind down. The shocks, their interaction, and their interaction with the Pittsburgh finance meetings sent markets into… »

Finance Ministers Debate Dropping Dollar as World’s Reserve Currency

September 12, 2009

Ex-Pre-President Proposes Atomic Money
 
Finance Ministers, Central Bank Presidents, and Royal Chief Treasurers, from forty one countries and twenty eight Hedge funds gathered outside Stone Hedge England, this past week, to thrash out an international financial reform package. Foremost on the agenda was a plan to replace the American dollar as the world’s leading… »

Falling Clunker Supply Locks Up the Auto Repair Markets

August 9, 2009
Markets Intervene in a Noisy Greasy way
Fear, internal combustion, and stalled out panic hit the auto repair industry as Government backed predators dumped clunker auto mobiles and rusted parts, into the ruthless worn out clutches of the clunker set-aside program. Auto mechanics across the country voiced anxious concern that the disappearing supply of clunkers… »

Government Finance Reform Splits Money Markets Right Down the Muddle

 Under Tunneling Lobby Backs Deleveraging/ Traders Set Up to Market to Swap Governments/ Congressmen Rush More Wind into the Reforms
June 27, 2009

Markets spun like a rotating gyro in response to White House and Congressional Plans to regulate, reform, and reboot the nation’s financial system. The confused market search for stable equity prices reflected the fractured response… »

Millions of Americans Are Diagnosed with: Deficit Attention Disorder

 
Poor Attention Payments May Increase Future Rates of Interest
June 20, 2009-(Note Article place in Semi-finals in Humor Press Writing Contest)
A team of Pentagon budget planners, economists, and psychologists recently analyzed forty years worth of personal finance data from twenty-four U.S. cities and reported that eighty-six percent of American adults and ninety-four percent of American teenagers… »

President Announces Plan to Simplify the U.S. Economy

Supply and/or Demand Ordered to Make Up

May 24, 2009 
Speaking before a college age audience, at the University of Michigan, President Obama introduced his new plan to make the U.S. economy simpler, easier to use, and less hostage to the specialists who thrive on the “unnecessary complication of the U.S. economic system.” One notable point in… »