New Poll: A Majority of Politicians Disapprove of the Recent Performance of Voters

Across the Political Spectrum Politician Distrust in Voters is at an All Time High.
August 2, 2010
A recent Zugsby poll of elected officials serving in county, state, and national offices has revealed that that 72% of the nation’s politicians disapprove of the recent performance of American voters. Poll results indicated that 90% percent of politicians who… »

An Immigration Bill Sneaks Into the Senate Schedule

Immigration Jumps Ahead of Energy Bill to the Front of the Legislative Line
May 1, 2010
Sponsors of the Senate’s 2010 Energy Bill accused their colleagues, and leader Harry Reid, of sneaking the Immigration Bill onto the 2010 Senate calendar without obtaining proper legislative papers.
As the immigration Bill was introduced, critics quickly accused the bill’s backers… »

Republican Conference Evacuated After Caller Threatens to Raise Taxes

Mysterious Tax Caller Creates One Party Panic
Feb 28, 2010
Republicans attending a Party conference in Washington D.C. were forced to evacuate Washington D.C.’s Marriot Monument Marble Hotel after a mysterious group phoned police and threatened to announce a tax increase inside the hotel’s main auditorium.  As word of a tax threat spread through the auditorium crowd nervous… »

A Tea Party Brews

From Guest Writer and Skilled Toasting Master:
Neken Parkun
Nov 22, 2009
Political Backlash from Disenfranchised Coffee, Beer, Soda, and Bottled Water Drinker Voters Percolates
A new American political party – the Tea Party (TP) – is rapidly developing as a grass-roots, highly energized, and uncontrollable exercise in “people power”.  It follows in the footsteps of other past… »

Bill Clinton Expresses Admiration for Italy’s Political System and its Administrative Bodies

October 21, 2009
Former President Denies Enjoying the Shape of Berlusconi’s Cabinet
Speaking to a group of Wine, Cheese, and Pasta Shape distributors, in a restaurant in Little Italy’s section of Manhattan last Thursday, former President Bill Clinton praised the Italian political system, its method for appointing physically correct Government ministers, and its ability to find vigorously… »

Americans Become Increasingly Dependent on Alternative Energy Debate To Solve Energy Problems

October 10, 2009
Liberals want to conserve resources, Conservatives want to use them liberally
In an unharnessed blow to the alternative energy movement, the General Accounting Office, in Washington D.C. issued a report which banned calling wind, solar, and geothermal technologies “alternative” energy.  Instead, the GAO ordered all Government documents and patient applications to refer to the… »

Iran Caught Hiding A Duplicate Secret Iran

Oct, 2 2009
Russia Claims to be More Shocked Than “Burton School” America
Yesterday at 1:30 PM an eighth grade student from Burton, Michigan shocked the world and his school teacher by announcing that he had discovered a second “duplicate” Iran hidden among the former states of the Soviet Union. Dubbed Iran-i-stan by the Burton city and… »

Finance Ministers Debate Dropping Dollar as World’s Reserve Currency

September 12, 2009

Ex-Pre-President Proposes Atomic Money
 
Finance Ministers, Central Bank Presidents, and Royal Chief Treasurers, from forty one countries and twenty eight Hedge funds gathered outside Stone Hedge England, this past week, to thrash out an international financial reform package. Foremost on the agenda was a plan to replace the American dollar as the world’s leading… »

Top Secret Program Discovered:Comrades for Clunkers

  by Guest Writer Lee “Mac Daddy” Lane

September 1, 2009

A North Korean Street Corner Assembly Line
 
 
I’ve have to admit that being a peaceful, outdoors loving, calendar photo adoring, animal liberties protecting man, I was pretty shocked when a job change forced me to get in gritty touch with the survival struggle of Urban life in… »

Energetic Health Care Debate Leaves out Key Constituency: The Sick

August 30, 2009
Patient-Doctors Play Touch Tag Football in Private Offices
As the intensity of America’s Health Policy Debate rises, a critically important group of participants in the Health system find themselves shut out of the debate, unable to score call-in radio talking points, and incapable of producing, even, a feeble protest against the energized and… »